Read aloud
Your go-to spot for stories that range from the profound to the completely absurd. Featuring everything from philosophy to personal blurps, it’s the ultimate long-read collection. Sit back, relax, and read away—even if you fall asleep on the toilet.
Progress
Read aloud Before the Internet era, only the people in your neighborhood knew you were a moron. Now, everyone knows. Progress.
Before the Internet era, only the people in your neighborhood knew you were a moron. Now, everyone knows. Progress.
Bad tattoos
Read aloud I have a friend whose arms and legs are covered in tattoos. He's been systematically removing them for three months now, sparing no expense and willing to endure further pain just to get rid of them.…Show more
I have a friend whose arms and legs are covered in tattoos. He's been systematically removing them for three months now, sparing no expense and willing to endure further pain just to get rid of them.…
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It's a peaceful life
Read aloud Women will never understand the simple joy that men get from simply existing.
A man can come to a new city, wander around for hours, explore random streets, people-watch, and be completely fucking sati…Show more
Women will never understand the simple joy that men get from simply existing.
A man can come to a new city, wander around for hours, explore random streets, people-watch, and be completely fucking sati…
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How to carry on a conversation to end it quickly
Read aloud It happens, it happens to everyone. You will run into a friend who you are not happy to see and do not want to communicate.
And he's like, "Oh, how are you?" And it is clear that he is not in a hurry,…Show more
It happens, it happens to everyone. You will run into a friend who you are not happy to see and do not want to communicate.
And he's like, "Oh, how are you?" And it is clear that he is not in a hurry,…
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Braindead customers
Read aloud «GTA6 has reached an estimate of 5million preorders»… It means, 5 million people bought the digital copy of a game that never even had a demo, at $100, just one gameplay trailer that was paid to watch…Show more
«GTA6 has reached an estimate of 5million preorders»… It means, 5 million people bought the digital copy of a game that never even had a demo, at $100, just one gameplay trailer that was paid to watch…
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Apple vs Android
Read aloud There are about 200 million people in the world who, if Tim Cook stood up and announced that the next iPhone was going to be a turd on a stick, they'd still rush out and queue and buy it. And therefor…Show more
There are about 200 million people in the world who, if Tim Cook stood up and announced that the next iPhone was going to be a turd on a stick, they'd still rush out and queue and buy it. And therefor…
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Generation Next
Read aloud There are seven people in our department, three of whom are Gen Z. They all started with zero experience but picked up the job quickly. They perform just as well as their senior colleagues. They learn…Show more
There are seven people in our department, three of whom are Gen Z. They all started with zero experience but picked up the job quickly. They perform just as well as their senior colleagues. They learn…
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The Real Aikido
Read aloud There is no more True Aikido left out there. In this day and age, what they call Aikido is when two morons try to kick each other in the jaw and break each other’s joints. Or whatever else they do the…Show more
There is no more True Aikido left out there. In this day and age, what they call Aikido is when two morons try to kick each other in the jaw and break each other’s joints. Or whatever else they do the…
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