Edited 2 hours ago by MadRomas
- When someone is dying, their last words always contain crucial information.
- Cars involved in a collision always explode and catch fire immediately.
- A 5x5 pixel photo can be enlarged to any size, allowing you to read the headline of a newspaper held by the eighth man from the left in the background.
- To destroy data on a computer, simply shooting the monitor is enough.
- If a hero goes on the run and changes into the uniform of the first person they come across, it fits them perfectly.
- When staying overnight in a gloomy, mysterious house and hearing a strange noise, the heroine goes to investigate wearing her most seductive lingerie.
- It is incredibly easy to infiltrate any facility via the ventilation system; security has no idea it’s even possible, so it always comes as a huge surprise to them.
- Enemy soldiers are incapable of hitting the main characters, despite vastly outnumbering them.
- It makes no difference how many opponents you face in a fight; your enemies will patiently wait for you to knock them out one by one.
- The hero searches the villain's apartment illegally because a prosecutor never grants a search warrant.
- The final showdown often takes place at a steel mill that "happens" to be nearby; inevitably, someone turns on the machinery during the fight.
- The heroine always wakes up in the morning with her makeup and hair perfectly done.
- And if she ends up on a desert island, she doesn't need hair removal specialists, even after years have passed.
- The villain points a gun at the hero, a shot rings out... and the villain falls: the hero's friend has shot him in the back.
- A pistol holds only six rounds, yet it can be fired ten or even twenty times in a row—and sometimes as many as a hundred!
- The best way to escape an explosion is to perform a spectacular leap of about ten meters—at the very last moment, naturally—without sustaining a single scratch or bruise.
- Work invariably causes a father to forget his young son's birthday.
- Almost all teen movies culminate in a grand prom where the hero or heroine naturally becomes the prom king or queen.
- Foreigners prefer to speak English, even when talking among themselves.
- If an expert makes a prediction and no one believes it, everything will come to pass exactly as predicted; if people do believe it, it will never happen.
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