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How are you?
Back in a day there was this one movie about Russian guy coming to United states. I'm not gonna go in to details what it was about, but he has been there for a week or so. He met Russian woman that has been there for 20 years and he askes her:
— Listen, what is «How are you?» in English?
— «How are doing or how are you». (she explains in Russian)
«And what, they all interested in how I'm doing?»
— No, not interested.
«Then why do they ask?»
— Just because. Everything here is just because, except for the money.
And this has been proven pretty much every day since I came to US. Logic of that is «Nothing in here matters except for the Money».
Some people can, but others can't!
Do you know how I got divorced?
I came home in the early morning. Well, I didn't come home for the night. Nothing special, I met friends: we sat, drank, talked.
So.
And I came home, and she didn't ask anything, and I didn't explain anything.
A week later, she didn't come home at night.
She was at my mom's and called me so I wouldn't worry. Kind of in revenge.
And the next day we got divorced.
Because…
I can, but she can't. And in life, too. Some people can do something, but others can't!
Do you understand, eh?
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