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Cunnilingus is just a moronic word, no one likes to pronounce it. If this process were called Superflex, there wouldn't be a single pussy left in the world that hadn't been licked.

I piss in the bathroom sink sometimes. Somehow my wife find out. Got bitched at for it.

In the evening, the son asks where his toothbrush is, and wife blurted out that she put it in the cabinet because daddy pisses in the sink, and she doesn't want the child to brush his teeth with a piss-spattered brush.

The son looked at me and asked: "Are you sick?"

I stopped pissing in the sink. I can't win back my son's trust, he's afraid that I'm pissing in the kitchen as well, he doesn't put dishes in the sink, and he always washes the clean ones from the shelf himself before use.

Samn wife, couldn't keep her mouth shut.

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