1. I usually check right away if I'm okay. Maybe there are food stains on the clothes somewhere, or food is left on the face. You can't tell if he's evaluating you or just looking at you.

2. Careful peeks through a book or phone seem very pleasant to me and are not so flattering. It's just as cute when a guy turns away in embarrassment because you caught his eye. I immediately smile and blush. It's nice to know that someone is attracted to you. But if a person looks at you with obvious lust, does not look away and grins like an evil clown, it's immediately obvious.

3. I'm trying to figure out who he's really looking at. Probably some pretty girl. I was at an event. At some point, everyone, and I too, started dancing. Suddenly, a handsome man started making circles around me. And I just stopped and started looking around to figure out who he wanted to dance with.

4. It depends on the situation. Recently, a guy came up to my car and leaned...

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A 15-year-old story. I lived with a girl. Beautiful one. We lived together for a long time, and now we graduated from college. Work has begun.

One fine evening, she comes up to me and says that we need to build a business in order to make good money. And she had an idea.

The idea was to motivate me properly. She decided that we wouldn't have sex until I came up with and launched an interesting and profitable project.

I must pay tribute, she did well. After 3 months, she had to look for another apartment. We lived at my place.

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I piss in the bathroom sink sometimes. Somehow my wife find out. Got bitched at for it.

In the evening, the son asks where his toothbrush is, and wife blurted out that she put it in the cabinet because daddy pisses in the sink, and she doesn't want the child to brush his teeth with a piss-spattered brush.

The son looked at me and asked: "Are you sick?"

I stopped pissing in the sink. I can't win back my son's trust, he's afraid that I'm pissing in the kitchen as well, he doesn't put dishes in the sink, and he always washes the clean ones from the shelf himself before use.

Samn wife, couldn't keep her mouth shut.

Cunnilingus is just a moronic word, no one likes to pronounce it. If this process were called Superflex, there wouldn't be a single pussy left in the world that hadn't been licked.

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